Never introduce the Vice-President of the company you work for as the bosses' wife.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why don't somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.

The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight."

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.

Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of man well sharpened by constant employment.

So few grown women like their lives.

There isn't much that tastes better than praise from those who are wise and capable.

You are unique, and if that is not fulfilled, then something has been lost.

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.

It's never too late, in fiction or in life, to revise.

Part of being a champ is acting like a champ. You have to learn how to win and not run away when you lose.

Men and women are like right and left hands; it doesn't make sense not to use both.