Humor
/Entertainment
/ArcaMax
Doggone Brilliant
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The ...Read more
STAR TREK: THE VIDEO GAME -- Shatner vs. Gorn Trailer
Reprise of legendary 1967 TV battle between Shatner's Captain Kirk and lizard-like alien Gorn puts spotlight on the upcoming release of STAR TREK: THE VIDEO GAME.
In the nearly five decades since the U.S.S. Enterprise first ventured into space, her crew has encountered untold foes, but few enemies have been quite as memorable as the Gorn.
The...Read more
Harrison Ford Is Menaced By Visions Of Demonic Smurfs | CONAN on TBS
(Original Airdate: 08/15/13) The wee blue monsters have plagued him ever since they beat out "Cowboys & Aliens" at the box office.
Lindsay Lohan Got Run Down By Paparazzi | David Letterman
Lindsay recalls the time those weaselly photographers wouldn't stop following her. (From "Late Show," air date: 6/21/05)
Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL
It's never too late to learn how to talk to kids with the new Duolingo app for childless adults who want to relate.
Jerry Zezima: Look who's walking
I’m the very model of the modern marching man. And I am determined to put one foot in front of the other until I walk headlong into a wall.
But I can’t say the same for the vast majority of walkers who don’t seem to know where they are going, usually while wandering aimlessly in front of me.
That is why I think people should be given ...Read more
School Bus Ride
It was the first day of school, after summer vacation and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again.
After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus.
Thinking he had simply missed his stop, I started driving slowly back through the neighborhood and asked him to be sure to...Read more
Still More Actual Answers Given on Family Feud
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Name something Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
A number you have to memorize - 7
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something in the garden that's ...Read more
Top Ten Changes to Cable Television
10. When you turn on your television, you'll hear "You've got Pay Per View".
9. There will be a mysterious 19 hour period where your cable just won't work.
8. Test Patterns: Televisions equivilent to a busy signal.
7. Every once in a while you have to have your cable reinstalled.
6. 100 Free Trial Hours of Cable Access which you can't cancel...Read more
Alligator's Teeth
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
Dog Property Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
...Read more
Star Trek: The Next Generation Season Two Blooper Reel
Set in the 24th century, the exploits of the U.S.S. Enterprise™ continue as it explores the universe, seeking new life and new worlds.
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character | Letterman
May the Fourth Be With You. (From "Late Show," air date: 5/16/05)
Digital Short: Helen Mirren's Magical Bosom - Saturday Night Live
Nasim Pedrad goes to a special place after Helen Mirren allows her to touch her breasts. Aired 04/09/11
Greatest Jew Joke
Did you get it? Get access to all Norm Macdonald Live episodes!
Kids Pitch: "Bulbo and the Strange Villain" - Part 2
Stephen Colbert shares a sneak peek of the new superhero film, "Bulbo and the Strange Villain," conceived entirely by kids! Special thanks to the film's all-star Hollywood cast including Walton Goggins, Steve Buscemi, Amanda Seyfried, Lizzy Caplan, Matthew Rhys, Tituss Burgess, John Oliver, Judy Greer and Tramell Tillman!
Conan Plays Old Timey Baseball | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original air date: 06/25/04) Conan visits Old Bethpage Village Restoration where they play baseball like it was played in the 1800's.
Drawing the Line
A man who was unemployed for several months gets a job with Public Works painting lines down the center of rural roads. The supervisor tells him he is on probation and that he must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The man agrees to the conditions and starts the next day.
The supervisor checks and finds...Read more
Romney's Gold
The Romneys have a horse competing in the Olympics. Ann Romney’s horse failed to win a medal in the dressage event today, which is a shame because if there’s one thing that family needs, it’s more gold.
Two Bear Hunters
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on ...Read more
Related Channels
Chess Puzzles
By Pete Tamburro
Horoscopes
By Holiday Mathis
Jase Graves
By Jase Graves
Kurt Loder
By Kurt Loder
Stephanie Hayes
By Stephanie Hayes
Tracy Beckerman
By Tracy Beckerman
Comics
