Dick's guests discuss their childhoods and dreams.

Date aired - June 25 1970 - Janis Joplin, Raquel Welch, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Raquel Welch.

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.

Jesus steps up ...Read More

The boss came in early one morning and found his manager kissing his beautiful secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, I'm doing this free of charge."

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, ...Read More

Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. ...Read More

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

"I don't care what it has ...Read More