"Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?" -- Bill Gates, 1981

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

"I ...Read More

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she ...Read More

Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife. He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.

"Gee," Bob ...Read More

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls.

"What happened this time?" he asked.

"My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come ...Read More

Danny DeVito walks us through the hardest scene to film for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[Original Broadcast Date: 23 March 2019]

What happens when Stephen Colbert promotes a small business on an episode of The Late Show? Hopefully a huge bump in sales! Watch as Stephen unveils a new commercial for Darianna Bridal and Tuxedo in Warrington, ...Read More