You know you're a redneck jedi when..

Jokes / July 13, 2025

- You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

- You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

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More of Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks

Jokes / July 13, 2025

DATING (Outside the Family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the ...Read More

A Redneck Christmas

Jokes / July 13, 2025

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

Bladder Card

Jokes / July 12, 2025

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

Preacher's Wish from God

Jokes / July 12, 2025

A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.

While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"

God replied, "One second."

The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 ...Read More

Bangety Bang Bang!

Jokes / July 12, 2025

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety ...Read More