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Will Poulter's Navy SEALs Training Got Him Called 'Daddy' | Full Interview | The Jonathan Ross Show

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Will Poulter joins Jonathan on the couch to discuss his roles in the dark comedy Death of a Unicorn alongside Paul Rudd and the intense military drama Warfare, and his earlier days of acting with Jack Dee in Lead Balloon.

Meanwhile... A Good Luck Penis | Mr. Beast's Novel | Don't Eat Dog Cheese

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Meanwhile... A Roman artifact shaped like a penis was unearthed in England, YouTube star Mr. Beast is collaborating on a novel with writer James Patterson, and it's best not to eat cheese made from dog's milk.

The Rabbit Hole with Jimmy Kimmel: The Truth About 5G

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Jimmy Kimmel dives down The Rabbit Hole to expose the half dozen chaos agents behind 5G. We all know 5G is deadly, but no one has ever bothered to ask: Where does 5G come from and who’s behind it? Until now.

Tonight Show Look-alikes: Philipp Kirkorov, Jackson Guitars Ad | The Tonight Show

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Jimmy reviews submissions from fans of look-alikes found from all over the internet and has the audience vote on which look-alike they think is the most accurate.

Natasha Lyonne Shares How She Smoked Weed in School, Talks Poker Face Season 2

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Natasha Lyonne talks about blending in with New York City crowds with Jeremy Allen White after leaving the Met Gala, standing behind Adam Driver dressed as a hot dog for SNL50: The Anniversary Special and filming Season 2 of Poker Face in upstate New York.

Graham Norton Can’t Get Enough Of Nicole Kidman

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Nobody does elegance AND comedy quite like #NicoleKidman! What surprising secrets will she reveal? The Big Little Lies star proves why she's ALWAYS on of our favourite sofa guests!

Today's Special Is Influenza

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Although some people are uncomfortable going out to a restaurant by themselves, I am perfectly fine with dining alone. Honestly, with the level of pandemonium we used to have in our house, I was always happy to have a quiet meal by myself every once in a while. I don't ask myself to get up and get some more water, I don't typically spill food ...Read more

Dinosaur Bones

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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?'

The guard replies, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.'

'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?'

...Read more

Mother's Wedding Dress

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A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding."

The bride's mother thinks for a minute. "Don't worry," she tells her daughter. "I'll just go and ...Read more

Success in Marriage

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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

In Love

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A man sitting at the window one evening casually called to his wife, "There's that woman that the guy next door is in love with!"

His wife, in the kitchen, dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase, and looked out the window. "Where? Where?" she demanded.

"Right over there on the corner. The lady in the ...Read more

Confessions

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To celebrate their 50th anniversary, a husband booked a round of golf for his wife and himself on a trip to famous old St. Andrews' Golf Course in Scotland.

On the third tee, the husband hesitated in teeing off and turned slowly to his wife and said contritely, "Darling, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It ...Read more

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Jerry Zezima: Cone of sloppiness

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You scream, I scream, we all scream for …

Beer!

Well, I do when the grandkids aren’t around. But when they are, we all scream for ice cream. My screaming happens when I eat it too fast and get brain freeze, which I would get even if I were marooned on the blistering sands of the Sahara Desert without food, water or a heaping cone of ...Read more

Galaxy Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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Galaxy Song, taken from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Terry Jones picked this as part of his Top 10 Monty Python Movie Moments for Esquire Magazine - "It's such a lovely song. I think it's one of the best things Eric [Idle]'s ever done. There was going to be more animation but Terry was so busy with other parts of the film we ended up ...Read more

They Might Be Giants – Doctor Worm

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They Might Be Giants performs the song Doctor Worm on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Dave responded to Jay's "Don't Blame Conan"

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Just when you think David Letterman couldn't get any more fired up about his nemesis Jay Leno and the current 'Tonight'-gate debacle over at NBC, the 'Late Show' host comes out and unloads another massive anti-Jay manifesto for the world to see. On Tuesday, Dave responded to Jay's "Don't Blame Conan" statement with a heated and harsh statement ...Read more

Ringo Starr | No No Song | The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

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"No No Song" by Ringo Starr was released in 1975 and reached #3 on the Billboard charts, becoming his 7th and final top 10 hit.

Late Night with Seth Meyers Audience Q&A: Andy Samberg Hates Seth's Dog Frisbee

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During a Q&A session with the Late Night audience, Seth answers if there is anything he hates as much as Andy Samberg hates his dog Frisbee.

Weekend Update: Lamborghini Yacht Sinks in Miami, US Navy Loses Second Fighter Jet - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like K-Pop star Lisa of Blackpink wearing an outfit that featured images of Rosa Parks on her bodysuit at the Met Gala.

Two Lawyers

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Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

 

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